Fall down.

thedailywhat:

Wearable Sculpture of the Day: “Orbit Cocktail Ring” from Etsy seller Kustomkitsch.

This conversation piece features a 5/8 inch wide sterling silver band topped with a striking 1 inch sterling silver asteroid which is orbited by a tiny fine silver rocket ship with a 14k goldfill vapor trail swirling around behind it.

[boingboing.]

Wearable Sculpture of the Day: “Orbit Cocktail Ring” from Etsy seller Kustomkitsch.

This conversation piece features a 5/8 inch wide sterling silver band topped with a striking 1 inch sterling silver asteroid which is orbited by a tiny fine silver rocket ship with a 14k goldfill vapor trail swirling around behind it.

[boingboing.]

Stephen: you should friend me
 spiffwalker as usual
1: 08 AM 
me: Tu compatibilidad musical con spiffwalker es EXCELENTE
 cute
1: 09 AM 
Stephen: lol
1: 10 AM 
 nice!
 cause it knows were so compatible!
 ;)
me: more and more people are realizing it
 erryday

Stephen: i know the most obscure word i know in french
 superlipopette
 dur
me: what does it mean?
Stephen: 'oh'
 i lold!
me: me too!
Stephen: or like
 oh my goodness
 type thing
9: 04 PM 
 like you were just surprised
me: that's so cute!
Stephen: lol
 wait till you hear me say it irl
me: i actually like can't wait. really.
9: 05 PM 
Stephen: lol
: )
me: some things just make me really excited
9: 07 PM 
Stephen: hehe yay!
 im glad i can accomplish this thing
 you want like
 hang out sometime
 fo real?
9: 08 PM 
me: ... yeah
9: 09 PM 
Stephen: SO ENTHUSED

me: i lold! that's good. ummm i took a nap. earlier. and my sister asked if i wanted to go to leann chinns and i said no but to bring me back some food. i woke up a half hour later, wandered downstairs, 10 minutes later i had food. was pro
10: 28 PM 
Stephen: dude
 i did not ask what you did
 gawd
 jk kidding i love you
 just*

I think in retaliation the Jews should be allowed to kill six million Germans. It’s only fair. With fifty years of compound interest. That would come to about 110 million Germans. That oughta put a nice dent in the bratwurst consumption.

“

—	George Carlin (via deadendfriends)

i-am-not-a-whore:

ew.

i love things like this with gradual changes

fuckyeaheyegasms:

“A Night and A Storm” (by Dan Ballard)